What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

Are the seasons in Ireland different from those in Scotland, England, and Wales? Or are they just milder versions of each other?

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

What is a good way to conduct an interview?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-J W Pepper

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What do teens do at night?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

How were cows used in ancient India?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?